8.27.2008

Democratic Convention Recap - A Valley Girl's Perspective

Seriously! I don’t understand why James Carville has his panties in a wad, but I thought last night's Democratic Convention was bitchin’! Like when Senator Edward Kennedy rocked with that tubular speech? OMG! He’s one totally radical dude, fer sure.

The same could be said for Michelle Obama. Seriously, what a skate betty! I mean, how could you not believe she was like tripendicular? Don’t think I admire Michelle only because she snagged a total Baldwin. It’s like she’s all tre sophisticated and classy, you know? Seriously, those right-wing attacks questioning that woman’s patriotism--Whatever! You barf me out, Fox News. Rush Limbaugh, you're a Barney. Michelle so showed you all in her speech last night.

I’m going to the mall tonight and won’t get the 411 on tonight’s lineup. Hopefully, it will be equally dyno in Denver. Fer sure, homegirl Hill' doesn’t need to be baggin’ on her posse now. Don’t be a crunchy bogart, speak your mind and book it. As if!

Later!

13 comments:

Dan-E said...

oh geez, i understood everything you wrote. that and i think i dated you in college. thanks for bring back those nightmares.

Jennifer said...

Like, omigod! I understood every word, too! Totally!

LOVE it! :-)

meno said...

Like, i mean, you know, really!

Dianne said...

Like, you know what?, what? oh yeah - like I was saying, I love the funky glasses those delesomething people wear.

Do they have those at the mall?

Check for me K? K!

kenju said...

Believe it or not, I understood 98% of that. You are right! And tonight was just as good.

Simple Answer said...

You're scaring me.

Connie said...

LOL! Got it. Like, totally! ;-D

Glenn said...

OMG! That is, like, sooooo funny!

running42k said...

That was a unique perspective.

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AmyD said...

Limbaugh? Like, GAG me with a SPOON!!

Heeeee! Loved this take on an exciting night for Dems. :o)

Shelly said...

Hil was like, sooo fabooo. Me and my peeps are riggin' to the mall...be there babe. Ya, like that.

Jack said...

I grew up in the Valley and your accent isn't quite right. ;)