The Uh Oh, No He Didn't Awards!

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Campaign 2008 produced some of the most jaw-dropping moments of any in U.S. history. The election might be over and the winner pronounced, but there are many people, who earned a little notoriety during the longest campaign in history.

For this reason, "Uh Oh No He (She) Didn't Awards" were created to highlight the bests and worsts of the political season. If you think I made a glaring omission, feel free to leave me a comment.

1. Worst Low-Down and Dirty Political Ad

Winner: Libby Dole Godless Ad

Runner-up: McCain Sex Education Ad


2. Worst Fifteen Minutes of Election Fame (That Seemed More Like 15 Years)

Winner: Sam Wurzelbacher (a.k.a. Joe The Plumber)

Runner-up: Paris Hilton

3. Best Roasting on Late Night Television

Winner: David Letterman on why McCain jilted him on Late Night.


4. Best Impersonation of Annie Oakley

Winner: Sarah Palin

Runner up: Hillary Clinton


5. Worst Political Gaffe

Winner: Sarah Palin (Reader's choice. Take your pick.)

Runner up: Barack Obama's "Clinging to Guns and Religion" Comment


6. Political Ad that DIDN'T Make Viewers Change Their Channels

Winner: Wuz up ?!?!



6. Worst Flip Flop

Winner: Barack Obama Flop on Campaign Financing

Runner-up: John McCain Flop of the Bush Tax Cuts


7. Best Moment of Redemption on the Campaign Trail

Winner: McCain Correcting the Crazy Lady


8. Best Impersonation of Sarah Palin

Winner: Tina Fay

Runner-up: Sarah Palin


9. The Most Likely to Start Another Communist "Black List"

Winner: Michelle Bachmann




10. Worst Non-Apology

Winner: Michelle Bachmann




11. Best Speech of Campaign 2008

Winner: Obama in South Carolina, "Yes We Can"




12. Senator Dems are Least Looking Forward to Returning

Winner: Joe Lieberman

13.Senator Dems are Most Looking Forward to Returning

Winner: Edward Kennedy


14. News Network with the WORST Chyron Operators

Winner Fox News for Obama Baby Mama and repeated referencec to Osama Obama. (You don't think Fox did these on purpose do you?")


15. Slowest Political Thaw

Winner: Bill Clinton




16. Least Likely to Win the Katie Couric Award of "Gotcha Journalism"

Winner: Sean Hannity


17. The Just Shut Up Already Award

Winner: Elisabeth Hasselbeck

Election night drinking game and party tips!

For those of you planning to spend election night's nail-biting action with friends, I wish to share a few helpful tips to ensure your festivities run smoother than the voting machines in Florida.

Of course, election-night party etiquette will differ depending on whether your guests are Democrats or Republicans. Here, I will attempt to provide a few suggestions for both audiences.


Choice Cocktails for Election 2008

* Democrats will most certainly want to feature the Blue Hawaiian on their cocktail menu for two reasons. First, obviously, because of the color. Second, it's named after Barack Obama's home state.


* Republican party enthusiasts, on the other hand, may want to consider the colorful Bloody Mary as a drink of choice. But if you are afraid the name and color might evoke thoughts of hunted-down moose instead of the the Grand Old Party's official color, try a strawberry margarita instead.



Party Music

* Because so many songsters and musicians lean blue, a Democrat election party can most certainly feature of wide-array of music. This year's favorites include Bruce Springstein, Cheryl Crow, Billy Joel, will.i.am.,and John Legend. If things are going well for Dems on election night, feel free to play the Yes I Can song as many times as you wish.



* Republican parties must feature a more limited, mostly country, selection and should include this years favorite's Lee Greenwood and Charlie Daniels. By all means, do not play the Dixie Chicks if you hope keep your guests happy.


Plates, Napkins, and Party Favors

Regardless of political affiliation or whether you have been deemed a "real" or "fake" American, the colors red, white, and blue should dominate when choosing party favors, decorations, plates, and napkins. In addition, please note the following:

* Democratic parties should NEVER feature plastic plates. Choose recycled paper products only or guests will complain you are not green enough.

* Republican parties should also include a flag-motiff on just about everything or guests might question your patriotism.

Food

* Democratic parties should not forget to offer vegetarian and vegan choices. A late night latte bar will also be greatly appreciated.

* Republican parties can and should feel free to feature red and game meats, especially this year. Ya'll don't cling to your guns for nothing, eh?

Televised Election Coverage Choice

* Democrats - MSNBC

* Republicans - FOX


The 2008 Election Night Drinking Game

The rules: Guests should down one drink (unless otherwise noted) every time the following occurs:

* Ever time the camera pans to the interactive electoral map
* If a small, white board and eraser is dare used, two shots required.

* Every time the names Obama or McCain are mentioned
* Every time the names Biden or Palin are mentioned, 2 shots are required.

* When a toss-up state called
* When a previously called state is moved back to the "too close to call" category, 2 shots are required.

* Every time the 2004 election is referenced
* Every time the 2000 election is referenced, 2 shots are required.

* Every time Democratic analyst James Carville says Bill or Hllary Clinton
* Ever times Democratic analyst James Carville says Bill Richardson, 2 shots are required.

* When Sarah Palin and Katie Couric are used in the same sentence
* When Sarah Palin and 2012 are used in the same sentence, two shots are required.

* Every time an anchor uses the word "historic" when describing the campaign
* Every time an anchor complains he or she will be up all night, 2 shots are required.

* Every time you hear the words "race," "age", "moose," "Muslim," "POW," "socialist," "celebrity," "clothing budget," "maverick," "gaff"
* Every time you hear "Joe The Plumber" or "Hussein," two shots are required.


Good luck, and may the last party standing win!

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