Oddly enough, when it comes to issue of health and beauty, I do cry foul because science has yet to find a pain-free cure for one of the peskiest, mostly (but not exclusively) female issues facing beach-going women all over the globe.
Hair removal.
As I look forward to another pre-beach weekend appointment with my esthetician, I have to ask: How is it that we can put a man on the moon, but we can’t find an easy way to clean a woman’s bikini line? Seriously folks, how is it?
Like most women, I have tried just about every way to remove unwanted hair including depilatories, laser treatments, electrolysis, and the tortuous Epilady. I’ve found these techniques to be ineffective, painful, and expensive. But unfortunately, thanks to my Greek heritage, I am one of those women who have to avail herself to this sort of barbaric treatment on a regular basis. And as far as I am concerned, leeches might as well be plucking out my stubborn follicles. It’s just that bad.
One day, I moaned about my problem to Christi, a friend who originally hails from Mumbai, India.
“Have you ever had your face threaded?” she asked.
“Excuse me?”
“Threading-- it’s an ancient method of hair removal that is still very popular in India and the Middle East.”
Chrsti went on to explain exactly how the process of threading worked. She said that the practitioner holds one end of the cotton thread her teeth and the other in the left hand. Then the middle of the string is looped through the index and middle fingers of the right hand. The practitioner uses the loop to trap a series of unwanted hairs and pull them from the skin.I was totally confused despite her explanation, but decided threading couldn’t be any worse than waxing. Christi offered to make the appointments to have our eyebrows threaded at an Indian beauty salon in a nearby town.
During the appointment, I waited and watched as woman after woman made her way to the practitioner’s chair. Within minutes, eyebrows, lips, chins, as well as entire faces were rendered completely hair free by using a single cotton thread. But even though the room was quiet and nobody grimaced, I couldn’t imagine that the friction caused by rubbing the thread against the skin would be pain free. Fortunately, there wasn’t time to worry.
“Ready?” Christi asked, the skin surrounding her brows a little pink after the process.
“Oh..ok,” I made my way to practitioner’s chair. Ten minutes and five dollars later, I emerged with my newly threaded eyebrows. Despite a little redness, they looked fantastic.
I found the process of threading to be unusual and uncomfortable, but certainly no worse than any other hair removal methods. If the Indian beauty salon was a little closer, I’d probably thread my eyebrows again. Even so, I left knowing that threading wasn’t the permanent answer to a persistent problem that has troubled women since ancient times. But then again, hot flashes have also plagued women since the beginning of time and there still wasn’t a solution for this either.
All of this seems a little unfair. Perhaps women should organize, protest, and hijack Viagra until solutions are found for some of our most persistent ills. Maybe then, under the threat of erectile disfunction, scientists and researchers will take notice.
