3.22.2006

Last thoughts before the head shaving

I know, I know. My hair counter was a little off. Tomorrow is the head-shaving event, not tonight.

How does someone host send-off for his or her hair? Being someone who believes in having parties for the sake of having parties, I gave the matter a great deal of thought. But in the end, I've decided that the hair and I need to spend our last night alone together. I'm going to miss my hair. I hope she comes back soon.

Someone suggested I take prenatal vitamins as a way to speed up the hair growth. Having never been in the market for prenatal anything, I am not well-versed in benefits of the vitamins. What do you think? Is there any truth to the fact that prenatal vitamins might help my hair grow back faster?

However, just the thought of heading to the Wal-Mart counter with pre-natal vitamins in my possession gives me the heebie-jeebies. In fact, this could feel more awkward than the first time I headed to the counter with condoms in hand.

Still, hair is a good thing. And if prenatal vitamins will help foster growth, than a trip to the Wal-Mart counter might be worth it. I just hope I am not spotted by someone I know. Can you imagine the rumors?

5 comments:

David said...

Well maybe you will get a Tshirt that explains why you did it. I think it is great :)

zerodoll said...

That's hilarious! I would probably be the same way, "what will people think?!"

Good luck with the shave!

utenzi said...

Good luck, DDD. I'll certainly be thinking of you tomorrow night. Bye hair!

evercurious said...

I have heard that about prenatal vitamins. I also heard that it works on your nails as well. I caught up on your blog tonite and wanted to just make one comment. I am soooo jealous of the awesome car status, Congrats on the new beau, he looks pretty hot in the pic and sounds like a really good guy. Finally, I want to reiterate that you are a beauty with or without your hair. Good luck with the shave. Maybe you could make an arty short film of you shaving it a la, V for Vendetta or G.I. Jane. Oh, and if you have a jager bomb, have one for me! Have you had an Irish Car Bomb? I bet you may have.

utenzi said...

...last chance to reconsider and back out, Diane. Just give it a little thought. :-)